Logical Solution to EU's Migration Problem: Build a Wall, Make Africa Pay For It

The EU meets today in a futile attempt to solve a near impossible problem. A page from Trump's playbook might help.

Given the incessant bickering between EU countries over migration issues, it's time to think outside the box. Here is the 5-Point Dilemma.

  1. Germany Merkel's CDU: Seek a consensus solution under existing EU rules.
  2. Germany Seehofer's CSU: Turn them back at the border (i.e. Send them back to Italy through Austria)
  3. Italy Five Star and the League: Change the "Dublin Rules" which state migrants must apply for asylum in the first country in which they land. Italy wants to distribute existing migrants throughout EU. It also supports "safe areas" in Africa.
  4. Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland and Slovakia: All refuse new migrants
  5. Austria: Austria's Prime Minister, Sebastian Kurz, wants quotas and "safe areas" in refugees' countries of origin. In a controversial twist, he said Brussels should organize it and "back it militarily."

I cannot take credit for this brilliant idea, but Europe needs a wall, and Africa needs to pay for it.

Eurointelligence Comments

Angela Merkel knows she is not going to get a refugee deal. The question is, can she sell what she will get to her sceptical sister party? Will she get a bit of extra time, enough to tide her over until after the Bavarian election? Will it enable the CSU to claim victory, or at least avoid humiliation?

We cannot rule out that the CSU falters at the last minute. But they have leaned themselves so far out of the window that a last-minute retreat would be considered a hard sell, politically. If the purpose of this exercise was to score points ahead of the Bavarian election, a retreat would be the equivalent of losing at football against South Korea.

Giuseppe Conte secured his senior team's backing for a hard line in the Council negotiations. The Huffington Post Italia report this morning that he is going to Brussels with the determination to veto any agreement on refugees unless there is a commitment to reform the Dublin regulation.

One issue the CSU will have to explain - and hasn't done so - is how the CSU's plan would work in practice. [See Point Number 2 above] Austrian interior minister Herbert Kickl, a member of the FPÖ and a close ally of Salvini's said if Germany decides to send back refugees, Austria would not take them. And we cannot see Italy taking them either. So, where would they go?

And we noted before that Italy could easily respond to Seehofer's unilateralism by failing to register refugees. That would be a blatant violation of the Dublin regulation, but Seehofer's position is also in breach of European rules. [See point number 3]

This would be a battle that would pitch German nationalists on the one side, and Austrian/Italian nationalists on the other. This is a somewhat unfamiliar dividing line in European politics. [See point number 1]

In terms of the feasibility of Tusk's strategy to solve the problem at the external border, we share the scepticism of the CSU. It is illusionary to think that the EU will be able to protect its borders to stem the flow of immigrants completely. The option of building a wall, and letting Africa pay for it, is simply not available because of geography. [Right on the crux of victory, Eurointelligence threw away the logical solution.]

Floating Safe Areas

This brilliant idea seems to handle all positions except point number one. But Merkel will soon be gone so who cares?

To address point number 5, the EU can build floating safe areas in the Mediterranean Sea.

Government Spending Pays For Itself!

Many naysayers will pooh-pooh this project, but please remember the primary thrust of Keynesian and MMT theory: Government spending pays for itself!

Jobs Galore

A massive number of jobs will stem from this project! Inflation? You bet. It's nearly every economist's wet dream at the moment.

Rather than paying people to do nothing, we can pay them to build the world's most beautiful wall, complete with hanging gardens.

The wall will be so beautiful, Tourists will pay to go see it.

Condos

We can build condos on the North side of the wall, well away from floating safe areas on the south side of the wall. Artificial reefs? Sure. Fishing will be fantastic.

Krugman Approved!

Given that Paul Krugman once proposed (seriously) the world could use a fake space alien threat to spur growth, how could he possibly object to this marvelous project.

Krugman later claimed he was being facetious, but play the video. He was dead serious.

He even admitted to Bill Maher on Real Time that he was serious.

Instead of wasting money fighting a fictional space alien threat, why not build a great wall?

Mike "Mish" Shedlock

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ML1
ML1

I made a plan for EU How to solve the asylum seeker crisis, migrant crisis, schengen crisis, political crisis. The plan will also lower the number of arrivals, ensure efficient returns of failed asylum seekers and economic migrants, stop secondary movement help people in refugee camps and stop smuggling and stop drownings and keep Merkel in power by solving all the problems Greece, Italy, Merkel and EU itself caused since 2015.

Please read and comment and spread if you feel like it:

Tengen
Tengen

They're risking far more than pensions, of course. I see a population that still believes it has much to lose, so this will to fight back to the fullest seems very unlikely.

Trump's rhetoric is also counterproductive to this end, always talking up markets and unemployment. Why waste all this time with tariffs if we're fighting for our very survival in our own cities, as you suggest?

Latkes
Latkes

If you live in a fully "diversified" city with all the crime and violence that comes with it and you have nowhere to run, because other cities are also being "diversified", then risking the pension doesn't seem like a big deal.

Tengen
Tengen

They have to be willing to lose EVERYTHING. If they're at all concerned about keeping a pension, having money in the bank, investments, a job, etc they won't persevere. Only total commitment could bring success.

Of course, that opens up a whole other can of worms with digging ourselves out of the rubble, but we'll see if they've got the cojones to make it that far.

sachvik
sachvik

As a citizen of an emerging market and now as a resident in a Western country, I've seen both sides of the immigration coin... And I'm always struck by how strong the support for immigrants is in the developed world! As a citizen of a poor country, the rule was really simple - if you were an employee, you didn't want an illegal immigrant competing for your job. If you were an employer, you couldn't get enough of them - they are so much cheaper and don't complain at all. Since immigrants are welcomed a lot more in certain Western countries - my only conclusion is that it is the business class that runs politics here! After all politics is the art of balancing fundamentally incompatible demands - demands from businesspeople (who a politician needs money from) and people (who a politician needs votes from). It seems the businesspeople are winning a lot more!