Stupidity Threats: "I can be stupid as well," said Juncker to Trump

Some amusing details have emerged from yesterday's alleged trade cease-fire "deal" between Juncker and Trump.

Please consider Juncker’s Trade Pitch to Trump: ‘I Can Be Stupid, as Well’.

Once Mr. Juncker entered the Oval Office, it was clear Mr. Trump was in a mood to negotiate, said a senior European Union official who was present.

Mr. Juncker grabbed the opportunity to argue that both sides need to refrain from further punitive tariffs or they would foolishly harm themselves.

“If you want to be stupid,” he told Mr. Trump, “I can be stupid, as well.”

Backing up his points, Mr. Juncker flipped through more than a dozen colorful cue cards with simplified explainers, the senior EU official said. Each card had at most three figures about a specific topic, such as trade in cars or standards for medical devices.

“We knew this wasn’t an academic seminar,” the EU official said. “It had to be very simple.”

What Happened?

In a nutshell, Trump backed down.


My assessment yesterday was accurate: Trump was feeling the heat from Republican senators and all automakers.

For details, please see Trump and Juncker Supposedly Agree to Trade Deal: Lies All Around.

  • My lead-in: "Color me skeptical as to how long this lasts and what happens next."
  • Middle quote 1: "It will take the EU and the US a decade to work out a real agreement. Juncker by himself cannot promise anything. All 27 nations in the EU have to ratify trade deals."
  • Middle quote 2: "So, is Juncker lying today or was he lying two days ago? The US is not going to supply the EU with LNG. That is a direct and blatant lie by Trump. The EU will get natural gas from Russia via Nordstream2. US LNG would be far more costly. So there are lies all around."
  • My conclusion: "With 35 companies and organizations bitching about Trump's inane tariffs, this is best viewed as either a reversal by Trump or a political stunt that accomplishes nothing. Obvious lies aside, it is a good thing to deescalate trade war talk."

Eurointelligence Comments

Eurointelligence commented early this morning echoing what I stated yesterday.

We are not sure that the EU can deliver what Juncker promised, and a different interpretation of what was agreed emerged almost immediately.

One of the reasons for Trump’s apparent U-turn may have been yesterday’s profit warnings from US car makers due to tariffs on steel and aluminium.

The big question is whether this is for real or whether, as the FT put it, this only constitutes a ceasefire in a trade war. It is not clear whether he was simply looking for an opportunity to declare victory and move on, or whether he will return to this issue. While the EU thought it agreed to include talks to open up the EU market to US agricultural goods, Trump interpreted the result in a way that could set the EU up for failure. “Soybeans is a big deal. And the European Union is going to start, almost immediately, to buy a lot of soybeans — they’re a tremendous market — buy a lot of soybeans from our farmers in the Midwest, primarily. So I thank you for that, Jean-Claude.” [Mish Comment: Juncker cannot agree to that. It's a lie, as is LNG]

Die Welt asks why cars are excluded from this agreement, especially given Trump’s obsession with them. The answer is that it is politically easier for both sides to agree to drop tariffs on general industrial goods than on cars. It is quite possible that the US and the EU might end up with a broad package of measures to liberalise trade, as well as higher US tariffs on imported cars. Before the meeting, the Washington Post quoted sources close to Trump as saying that the president was ready to impose a 25% tariff on all car imports - about $200bn worth. This issue is clearly not off the table.

We agree with the conclusion of the article - that it is too early to be relaxed about US/EU trade relations, but the agreement yesterday should nevertheless be regarded as an encouraging sign.

We need to watch out for reactions from France in particular. The Germans naturally welcomed it. We are not sure the French will be happy.

And finally, we are in full agreement with Adam Tooze, who makes the point in an article in the New York Times that the EU is not right about trade just because Trump is wrong. They are both wrong. He sees the real issue as Europe’s obsession with competitiveness.

Answer Already?

Trade Negotiation Strategy Explained

Sadly, this is what's become of trade negotiation policy: Anything you can do, I can do stupider. I can do anything stupider than you.

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Comments (27)
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I always thought of Juncker as duplicitous rather than stupid, but I do give him points for showing up with color coded, simplified cue cards. Trolling each other in front of the cameras has to be at least half the fun of playing 9D chess.

Would be curious to know who exactly twisted Trump's arm here. If these accounts are true, that he was ready to concede off the bat, somebody got to him. Could a cadre of Repub senators chasten him? Also waiting to see if he keeps bellyaching about the Fed, which has far more interesting implications.


Perhaps most precious quote regarding negotiating with Trump,

“we knew this wasn’t an academic seminar,” the EU official said. “It had to be very simple.”


Excellent post Mish. Particularly fond of the "I can do anything stupider than you" line. Why the fork in the road: "this is best viewed as either a reversal by Trump OR a political stunt that accomplishes nothing." Why not BOTH? King Chaos said it himself: "I alone can fix it." Believe me, he meant to say he'd F it up all by himself first, fix it, and then take credit. Sad.


Trump had to cave in because of the pain being felt by US farmers and manufacturers. So he declared ”mission accomplished”. Meanwhile, the trade deficit keeps going up. What a joke.


Has no-one ever been involved in a real-world multi-party negotiation? This is a long game -- a very long game -- and there are too many amateurs trying to call the final score while the first inning is in progress.

Something to ponder: Who is the real target? The EU agrees to take more soy beans. But China just put tariffs on soy beans (as part of their long-running trade war against the US). But but China needs those soy beans to feed its population. But but but now those soy beans will be going to another market, and China could find itself in deep do-do. Those who get their "news" from the myopic anti-Trumpers at the NYT are likely to make some very bad financial decisions over the next few years of continuing negotiations.